Ignis: Alright Gladio It's Your Turn.

Ardyn no

This post gives you +500 to Christmas mood 😊😊

Sigma: So you were born on April first?

Nikolai: That’s right! April Fool’s Day no less! Probably explains why I’m such a silly guy!

Sigma: I’m starting to think you being born on that day, was the world playing the biggest joke.

Sigma: I’ve been noticing that Pumpkin spice is popular around this time.

Nikolai: I mean it’s fine.

Sigma: I can understand coffee, desserts, soaps, and candles…

Nikolai: But?

Sigma: Now they put it in pastas and deodorant?

Nikolai: You forgot chloroform.

Sigma: What?

Ranpo: There’s this cafe that’s been selling a special limited time cake. But every time I get there, it’s sold out.

Poe: Don’t worry Ranpo. I bought the cafe for you. Now you can have that cake on demand any time you want!

Ranpo:

Dazai: I try to be a good lover.

Chuuya: He got my boss to convince me to dress up like a vampire to trick an anemic bastard into thinking I was on his side. He then proceeded to try and drown me with said bastard.

Dazai: Yeah well you shot me.

Kunikida: WHY ARE YOU TWO IN MY APARTMENT?! ITS 3 AM IN THE MORNING!

Why does he have to be so handsome

The Rest of the Cup Noodle Shots

I wasn’t planning on posting the rest of these but I changed my mind.

It looks like he’s tugging on his earlobe in the first one lol

There is a spikey thing on his boot!

Awkward Ardyn

*Chuuya holding injured Dazai in his arms*

Dazai: How sweet. The princess was saved by a dwarf in a stupid hat.

Chuuya: *Drops Dazai into the harbor* Oh no I dropped the princess.

(Source)

Dazai: *Flips a coin* Heads you kiss me, tails we make out.

Chuuya: *Makes coin float away*

Dazai:

Dazai: Alright, we’re fucking.