Iwanttohugsigma - I Want To Hug Sigma

I'm not being helpful by suggesting cannibalization

This is just the soul that haunts me saying this but... wanna make the bodies into food and serve it to random people?

Noctis: Make the dead bodies into food? I am rather interested in this.

Prompto: I know where you left the more recent ones.

Noctis: Grab em, also grab Baby Flower, I know she’ll be mad if we leave her out of something like this.

Prompto: I’m starting to get excited! What should we make?

Noctis, hums: Meat pies, some shredded meat, curry with meat chunks, tacos, sausages, we have a lot to do and bodies to gather, chop chop!

Prompto: Roger, I wonder how people taste like…

Noctis: We’ll get the temptation to find out when we make the stuff.

-(with Regis)-

Regis, begins to shudder: Ifrit is laughing at me, I can feel it.

Clarus, begins to scowl: That son of yours is up to something isn’t he?

Past me: I love Fyolai!

Fyodor: *Threatens to kill Nikolai and goes on a murderous spree*

Now me: Nooo not the clown! Ok I love Siglai now.

(Source)

Fyodor: I have a feeling I have upset you in some way, Nikolai.

Nikolai: *Holding a gun to Fyodor’s head* Actually this is me flirting.

Hey if your post about having been informed about something was about my ask on the AI thing then I want to apologize for having been so harsh. I'm sure you didn't mean anything bad by it, it's just that I often see people disregard creative's wishes on that sort of thing and as an artist myself that tends to get me quite mad and I assumed you were the same which was wrong. Apologies again, I should have just informed you without sounding mean

You didn’t sound mean I didn’t know. I have issues where I panic easily. I feel bad for what I did not mad but thank you for informing me before things got worse. I didn’t see the use of ai thing on there due still tried to read the rules on everything but the app for kickstarted wasn’t letting me see it. If you have any other information or advice I would love to hear it.

Catweek day 1, Catching the cast cats for a vet visit, Headcanons

OH BOY, GUESS WHO’S BACK?? That’s right. Me. I’m back, I feel much better and I want to thank you guys for your patience. Now let’s ring the bell and start cat week. If you guys want to write/draw or do.. anything that has to do with the FFXV cast as cats tag me and it as cat week and I’ll reblog it. *cracks knuckles* here we go. Enjoy your stay~

Regis - He has a problem with his right front leg so he has to visit the vet fairly often - He has a problem - One could think the most chill cat would be easy to catch - Though, he isn’t - As soon as Regis sees the transportation box he’s gone - Gone as in you can’t find this damn cat - You can look for him everywhere - Everywhere - You won’t find him - That is until he feels safe from you and makes a mistake - But that doesn’t spare you from the sudden strength he develops to try and escape your grip - Be strong - Clarus might come and try to help him

Clarus - Most likely to go to the vet because he fought another cat - Surprisingly easy - Catch him with treats - If he’s not to eat due to surgery, take them out of the box as soon as he’s inside - Don’t listen to his mews - It’s a trap - An adorable trap - Tries to escape five seconds inside the box - Might even try to crash against it to break it

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Sigma: Fyodor wants me to inform you, he does not want bloodshed inside the base.

Nikolai: Yes but did he say anything about outside?

I want these motherfucking demons out of my motherfucking city

Probably Dante

Nikolai: FEDYA! Let’s go on a date! I have a few places we can go!

Fyodor: Not right now I’m busy contemplating my life-

Nikolai: *ignoring him* First we can go to that one theme park. Then have a nice stroll in the park. Then finally the morgue!

Fyodor: Why the morgue?

Nikolai: You’ll find out later~

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