Past Me: I Love Fyolai!

Atsushi: Don’t serial killer go after the whores first?

Chuuya: *Looks at Dazai* Nice knowing you.

Sigma: I want to hear you say the words I want you to say.

Nikolai: I love you?

Sigma: No.

Nikolai: *Pouts* I’ll behave at the meeting and not try and kill Fyodor.

Sigma: Thank you.

I never knew I could make such a high pitched sound until now

Eva & Sparda can do pocky day!

“Honey, if you wanted a kiss you could’ve just asked~”

Kuras: murder will solve nothing.

Vere: but it is fun.

Nero: I'd give my right arm to find out who my parents really are

Vergil: Wish granted

Vergil: *rips off Nero's right arm*

Vergil: I'm your father

Mhin: *feeding the stray cats*

Vere: only time you will ever drown in pussy

Mhin:

Vere:

*30 minutes later*

Kuras: Stabbed by Mhin?

Vere: fuck you and heal me you fucking doctor.

Who would be the one to trick Thief MC into a spar just to pin them or trick them into being pinned by MC?

Crying once more here I come!

Stormbringer manga is releasing on 24 jan

Bring your popcorn and tears, it's going to be a long ride !

Chuuya: You’re a pain in my ass, Dazai!

Dazai: Yeah, sorry about that I’ll use lube next ti- *Chokes*

Chuuya: *Strangling Dazai*

Mori: *Looks at Kouyou* You owe me Seven hundred thousand yen.

Kouyou: I could have sworn Chuuya was the dominate one in the relationship.

Oh my gods yes!

If Ignis was sucked into a horror dimension

“Goodness your hygiene is horrendous!”

“Oh please I’ve ridden with Noct driving. This doesn’t scare me.”

“If you plan on cooking the man use the right seasoning for gods sake!”

“It smells like Gladio’s room in here…”

“This place is filthier than Noct’s apartment!”

“I was asking for directions. Put your chainsaw down and communicate like a normal human being!”

“Do you even know how to use that knife correctly?”

“This is why you shouldn’t have sex.”