Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Chuuya: You’re a pain in my ass, Dazai!
Dazai: Yeah, sorry about that I’ll use lube next ti- *Chokes*
Chuuya: *Strangling Dazai*
Mori: *Looks at Kouyou* You owe me Seven hundred thousand yen.
Kouyou: I could have sworn Chuuya was the dominate one in the relationship.
this is a whole new level of denial...
16!Chuuya trying to flirt: You have a face.
16!Dazai: Yeah? You too.
Chuuya aggressively blushing: No! I mean you have a nice face!
Dazai: Thanks???
Chuuya: Ugh! I hate you and your damn face! (leaves angry, muttering 'stupid mackerel')
Hour later
Chuuya hiccuping and sobbing: And he just said thanks! Can you believe him, Ane-san?!
Kouyou: How was he supposed to know you are flirting with him?
Chuuya: He is a genius!
Kouyou: Oh boyー
...
Dazai: I really don't understand why he got angry with me today. I literally thanked him!
Oda: I think he was trying to flirt with you.
Dazai: Him? No way! He would rather save me over and over than develop feelings for me!
Oda: Mhm...and he saves you because?
Dazai: Because he hates me! Simple as that.
Oda:...