Sigma: I Want To Hear You Say The Words I Want You To Say.

Fyodor: Well since it’s just the four of us right now, why don’t you all be honest about how you feel about me.

Sigma: I hate you but I want to stay in my casino.

Bram: I hated you then and I hate you now.

Nikolai: I’m struggling between wanting to stab you or fuck you so I may do both.

Fyodor:

Fyodor: Sigma, how high up is that casino again?

Fukuzawa: Did you eat that entire bag of Reese’s?

Ranpo: In my defense, I identify as a party.

Chuuya: Alright Akutagawa. I’m going to teach you about dating.

Akutagawa: I’m not dating the weretiger!

Chuuya: Not with that attitude.

McCree has been cheating on the shimada bros again

That was quite the highlight of my game

Sigma: Fyodor wants me to inform you, he does not want bloodshed inside the base.

Nikolai: Yes but did he say anything about outside?

*ignis enters the room*

Prompto: I SWEAR TO THE ASTRALS NOCT! I WILL SHOVE A CARROT UP YOUR ASS!

Ignis: I have no idea what is going on or why you are threatening the prince but please keep in mind that, that is not a healthy nor safe way to get Noct to eat his vegetables.

Chuuya: I just want to be held and loved.

Akutagawa: Didn’t you just punch Dazai after he hugged you?

Chuuya: I said I wanted to be loved, not assaulted.

Who would be the one to say “fucking commit” as they grab your hand after you brushed your hand against theirs on accident?

Ardyn annoying the chocobros and Ravus

Ardyn: I've been quite lonely since my brother died. Care to spend some time with me?

Noctis: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM?!

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Gladio: why does my facebook status say I'm in a relationship with Prompto?!

Ardyn: you shouldn't leave your phone unattended at the bar but congrats on getting the cute blond!

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Ignis: have you heard of a restraining order?

Ardyn: have you heard of me not caring?

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Prompto: last night I had a nightmare Ardyn was in my room creepily humming the chocobo song.

Ardyn: I'm offended that you thought my lullaby was a nightmare.

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Ravus: Where is my arm?

Ardyn: I wanted to play fetch with Cerberus so I used it as a stick. Trees are hard to find in cities.

Nero: Dante I’m afraid!

Dante: just stay close to your father!

Nero: that’s why I’m afraid!