Dazai: I’m Sorry. Who Are You Again?

"I told you not to go through that door but did you listen? No. Now you're dead."

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

“There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!”

“Get that arm out of your mouth! You don’t know where that has been!”

“For a second I thought you were Gladio”

“Prompto would be fine here since he’s still a virgin.”

“Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I’m not insane.”

“Yes, let’s split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way.”

(If you have any ideas post them!“

Kuras: murder will solve nothing.

Vere: but it is fun.

DON’T!

Don't try it. I make traps that kill people for a living

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.

Dazai: I try to be a good lover.

Chuuya: He got my boss to convince me to dress up like a vampire to trick an anemic bastard into thinking I was on his side. He then proceeded to try and drown me with said bastard.

Dazai: Yeah well you shot me.

Kunikida: WHY ARE YOU TWO IN MY APARTMENT?! ITS 3 AM IN THE MORNING!

I wanna make friends so I’m opening a server up on Discord for BSD fans. Please join if you wish. You can rp if you want. Talk about ships. Talk about your ocs. Share pics and memes as well as make more friends.

Dazai: I’m great at seduction, I’ve had so many lovers I even lost count.

Kunikida: *Not looking up from his computer* Masturbation does not count as having sex.

Dazai: To the new year! I’m going to finally die this year!

Chuuya: Stop making promises you don’t intend to keep! You’re getting my hopes up!

Fyodor: I have been meaning to talk to you alone, Nikolai.

Nikolai: That’s great! I’ve been meaning to have a chat alone with you too!

Sigma: *walks by* Keep it in your pants, both of you!

I’m interested

a valentines day piece i didin twt, chuutross ft jealous dazai ‼️