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absolutely electrifying the way spotify started playing gangnam style right as the tesla tried to merge into me in bay area traffic

women who say poggers gotta be one of my favourite genders

aren’t viagra blue pills?

The Matrix is both an ERP system and an ERP system

airport pro tip: store your IEDs towards the top of your luggage so that they can easily accessed during checkpoints and promptly deployed mid-flight.

getting strip searched by the TSA gave her the ick. guess she don’t like seeing my cavities

offsides is the en-pessant of football

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oh there was an update?

that’s pretty neat. what else?

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“just finished a 9 hour shift and the 40 hour shift factory”

chillin in the beater with greebus, hittin warp 19 in plastic chairs