*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
y'all know that one scene in ohshc where haruhi fujioka is like,, "i don't care if you see me as a dude or a girl, senpai. people should be seen for who they are, not their sex" (or whatever idk the exact quote)? yea? that's me. i am haruhi fujioka.
you can't tell me what to do<3
hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.
"You'd be living in a castle with food and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need."
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me
Trust Lemon
me when i got 24 notes on a post about how in love i am woth mackenyu arata
guys im tumblr famous ive decided to quit streaming this is it for me i've hit my peak and i'll never recover this is a good day
Dungeons and dragons? In this economy!?
Look, best I can do for you is an angry lizard in a hole in the garden.
i move into my college dorm today and i already know that the second i get back from doing colour guard intro stuff (getting my uniform, meeting everyone else, etc) i'mma have a mental breakdown in my room
I HAVE A FOOTBALL GAME (marching band) ON HALLOWEEN AND IT SUCKS BUT IG IT DOESN'T RLLY MATTER 'CAUSE APPARENTLY COLLEGE KIDS DON'T TRICK-OR-TREAT ANYWAYS
my tummy hurts and i can't tell if it's sick hurt or hungry hurt or what but either way i hate it