Pinknbluepolkadots

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

Harry Potter + Cards Against Humanity

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

JKR: Dumbledore is the only gay character in the Harry Potter series

Devon and Alfred: 

i am the most obnoxious person i know

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

just shut up, Jk Rowling

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family dinners

draco: oh grow up POTTER

harry: you’re an annoying little git aren’t you

draco: why you—

ron, to his concerned family: you’d think they hated each other, but they’re actually engaged. crazy fools, they are

hermione, sipping hot chocolate: it’s best to leave them to it…biscuits anyone?