Not My Edit But This Is Pure Comedy

gps but for a way out of this

bitches be like “i like reading” and then ignore their tbr for months while they re read comfort fanfiction. it’s me i’m bitches.

Alive and uhhhh well at least alive

When you remember Andrew Minyard turned down the first ranked cult university so he could go Uni with his brother

Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand

Hufflepuff: Being cute is really hard because even when I’m angry, everyone just kinda giggles at me and says “Aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.

was it casual when you went to jail for a crime i comitted ? was it casual when you told your girlfriend you were in love with me after you found out i died ? was it casual when you were burningly jealous when i kissed someone in class while acting ?

"nora how are we supposed to survive tsc" we're not, hope that helps

AU where Neil never joined the Foxes, but ended up an Exites employee. He plays short one-on-one games with players who want to test their new racquets, and has inadvertently honed his skill against so many different types of players with different expertise. Andrew's group goes to get Kevin some new equipment, and Neil knows better than to play well against him. But Kevin forgets himself and gets a little too excited about testing out a new racquet, whipping the ball at Neil so fast that Neil instinctively slams it back hard enough to light up the goal on the opposite side of the court. Kevin is slack-jawed that some random retail worker scored against him so quickly and so easily and shuts down for a minute while his brain reboots. From a distance Neil swears he hears someone mutter "Interesting". Then Kevin's brain is back online and starts begging him to try out for their team. Neil realizes their is one thing worse than being recognized by Kevin Day and dragged back to his father: not being recognized by Kevin Day and trying to convince the grown ass man to get up off the floor and stop clinging to his legs and holy shit jackass, can you pretend to have some dignity??