I Apologize For Misgendering Banica. I Am Not Sure What She's From, Nor Do I Know Anything About It.

I did no such thing! I can't even afford my own medication!

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

I don't know why he would be. I'm already married.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I definitely need to. I can't be bothered, however. I must prioritize my research.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

I didn't give him anything. Where is his proof?

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

Wait omg have we met!?

@daughter-of-the-author

I don't believe we have. However, due to some... shenanigans, for lack of a better term, that I got up to while traveling the multiverse, it is very likely that you may in fact be a child of mine.

W h a t .

These jellybeans are fucking "bussin" or whatever the fuck kids say nowadays.

I got them off of some guy in an alley and. Woah. I've never tasted anything like it. I feel like I'm ready to ascend.

I will never regret this.

Ford: This trip to the Vatican City has been quite fruitful, though still no sign of the Ionza. I wonder if more written accounts exist that I’ve missed? Overall, an enjoyable trip!

Stanley, wearing the papal tiara and holding an empty bag of weed: WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Isn't he literally 3 feet tall!?

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Oh my goodness. All the secrets of the universe explained. In just one video. Holy Axolotl. If you see this and don't share it, it's a crime. Even the moss is telling me I have to reblog this.

@dipper-m-pines are you seeing this?

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

WOW , THIS VIDEO WAS SUCH AN ENLIGHTENING EXPERIENCE ! EVERYONE CLICK IT IT ' S AMAZING