I Wouldn't Be Surprised If They Played It As Klein Having Been An Atlas 'military' Doctor. He'd Beat

And yet somehow Jaune's mom and sisters already know he has a girlfriend by the time he wakes up again.

I busted a gut over sleep-fighting Pyrrha.

(Sequel to the Yang's dream) Jaune and the rest of his team wake up to a pissed off Yang breaking the door and he is rightfully scared of her. When she tells him the reason why she is pissed... Jaune is massively confused by this and questioning his life choices.

Yang: *Kicks open the door* JAUNE ARC!

Jaune: *Wakes up drooling and with a bad case of bed hair* Wass goin on?

Pyrrha: *Jumps out of bed half asleep, punches a hole in the closet door, looks around, then goes back to bed*

Nora: *Tackles the floor into submission with her face*

Ren: *Still asleep*

Yang: *Marches over to Jaune and grabs him by the shirt* As of right now you are my boyfriend! I expect to go on a date in a few hours and then for us to get married and have babies in a few years. Understand?!

Jaune: *Still half asleep* Yesh?

Yang: *Nods* Good boy. *Kisses his cheek and tucks him back into bed* Now go back to sleep, a growing boy like you needs his rest. I will see you later today for out date, sweet dreams. *Marches out of the room*

Jaune: Wha juss happnn?

Ren: *Snores lightly*

(Tired-as-balls Team JNPR everyone. Model huntsmen and huntresses. 🤣)

HOT DAMN IT’S HAPPENING

Starting Chapter 1 of RNNJR tonight

SO

I was doing some research. realized that a lot of the cities we see in Mistral around Vol. 4 are named after Japanese flowers. Do some digging, find out they are all a part of the Language of Flowers.

Now

I WONDER where we should meet Neo? Is there a name that might work well for someone hiding out, dealing with their grief alone while also slowly making her way to Mistral without any help?

Tsubaki, or the White Camellia, means “waiting”  When I say I nearly screamed in symbolism and excitement….

I miss Chibi...

in response to weiss x emerald being likely, i mean, they both kept getting paired together in the intos,,,that m i g h t be leading somewhere

I always thought that. Like in the v3 intro it shows Ruby fighting Cinder (makes sense, they’ve fought in the show), Blake fighting Adam (makes sense, they’ve fought in the show), Yang fighting Mercury (makes sense, they’ve fought in the show), and...Weiss fighting Emerald? That fight has never happened.

There gotta be something there right?

Blake: It’ll just be one Jaune, don’t believe that stuff.

Jaune: Sorry! Sorry. Just double checking.

*Cut to 10 months later, our recently married couple looking down at their three faunus children.*

Jaune: Sooo...

Blake: Hmm?

Jaune: ...You lied to me... We have a litter Blake.

Blake: Huh? *Eyes widen* Wait. No, Jaune this isn’t normal.

Jaune: It’s not like I’d ever mind, I always wanted at least a few, you don’t always have to keep secrets Blake.

Blake: Jaune, I’m an only child! So are Sun and Ilia and most of the other faunus we know! This is a fluke!

Jaune: *Hiding a smirk, poorly*

Reese, Neo, Cinder, Winter, and Blake telling Jaune they’re pregnant while Jaune is in the middle of doing sit-ups upside on a tree branch.

reese: im pregnant:

jaune: falls*

....

neo:

jaune: *stop*... oh.

....

cinder: im pregnant.

jaune: hi pregnant im jaune

....

blake: im pregnant:

jaune: wait with one or a litter

....

winter: im pregnant

jaune: what!?*falls on his ass*

Jaune:...Yang, we’re in the lunch room.

Yang: Pfff. No. We’re in the library alone. *Looks around, seeing both their teams watching them.*

Weiss: You were dozing off into your breakfast, woke up, and kissed Arc.

Ruby: *Fidgeting* For like... A while...

Blake: *Recording with her scroll*

Nora: *Visibly pleased*

Pyrrha: *Visibly pissed*

Ren: *Asleep on Nora’s shoulder*

Yang:...Fuck.

Yang: (kisses jaune)

Jaune:...

Yang:...no one will ever believe you

I always thought Cinder's 'tournament outfit' was underappreciated for how simple it was.

You mean Enby!Cinder outfit that makes me gay panic because Cinder pretty but wears a more masc outfit that she usually does?? Yes yes, very underappreciated indeed (we need more fanart of her in this outfit hhhhhhhhh)

Team RASN: I know you said Jaune was likely to carry-bang whichever teammate(s) he ends up with, but at this point it seems more likely he's gonna sisterzone them and end up with Yang or something. It seems like the smol girls will have to make the first move.

Indeed it seems so, but Yang and Jaune are friends.

So far.

Yang would lie if she said she wasn’t interested in Jaune.

(I have no clue as to who would be making the first move.)

I like Suger Mama Salem as much as anyone, but surely the best sugar mama for Jaune would be Willow...Thoughts? Headcanons?

Yandere!Willow Schnee

It all started quite innocently.

Jaune needed money for training and equipment. Willow Schnee needed an extra pair of hands around her garden. Preferably, the kind that would listen to her orders instead of her husband’s.

Jaune did a good job tending to the Schnee matriarch. He wasn’t working to get into Jacques’ good graces or worm his way into a lofty SDC position through her.

Willow liked that very much.

Slowly, as she took more time to examine her servant boy in her more intoxicated hours, Willow started to fantasize about the young man. Not a true love, not at that point. But the idea of being caressed and loved passionately after so many years of drowning her sorrows certainly warmed her loins.

Jaune was surprised when, after half a year of working under Mrs. Schnee, he was gifted with a silver watch. A very expensive gift for someone like him. He tried to return it only to have Mrs. Schnee deny him that. When asked what he could do in exchange for it, she asked him one simple request.

“Please, call me Willow.”

Vernal: What about these two? *tears open her shirt*

jaune: gimme one reason why i shouldnt kill you.

vernal: because we're alone and we know theres a sexual tension between us

jaune:...

vernal:

Councilman Arc AU: I wonder if another faunus, or a vampire, or a grimm queen, could smell Jaune and Deery on each other... Deery might know how to cover it up, but would Jaune be able to tell if he still had a symbolic 'Deery was here' sign on his back?

..only if they didn’t shower afterwards. which they did.

vigorously.

separate.