Sero: Kaminari Where Are You?

y'all know the wizard maze uquiz, right? (if not, here)

i genuinely started crying when i thought i had to leave <3 but THEN !!!!

pure bliss. i will never leave. i love my wizard friends

@whateverwhocares6

Shut up you’re a war criminal

Uraraka: Honestly tired of the gays making out everywhere. Saw Kaminari and Sero kissing in the lunch room, Kirishima and Bakugou kissing in the hall, Momo and Jirou kissing in the dorms.

Mina: You're just mad because you're single.

Uraraka, crying: Shut up!

Prank war 5

Kaminari: We need you to decide who wins this war

Bakugou: Why should I?

Kaminari: If you don’t I’ll play the creeper song from my headset for a week whenever you train and that is a threat.

Bakugou: No

*one week later* Bakugou: Does almost dying not deter you?

Kaminari, clicking replay: Nope!

Kaminari: People always told me college was going to be when no one cared and you could wear a blanket to class.

Kaminari: Well guess what? I’m wearing a blanket now to class and no one cares.

Mina: Oh yeah I’m definitely the mom friend.

Sero, keeping the bakusquad on tape leashes: That’s nice

Mina: Look at Kaminari go. I wonder what he’s listening to.

Bakugou: Probably something stupid

Kaminari’s headphones

Hi tumblr, a few things on spirits after my possession by an eldritch witch that caused me to write a song.

The witch and song aren’t important they just helped me realize ideal spirit environments.

Spirits are attracted to ideas or experiences they can relate to or latch on to. They also prefer neurodivergent people because neurotypical people tend to block them out. Hopes this helps you and your spirit!

Ok so imagine Midoriya and Bakugou are fighting and they break something of Kaminari’s and he’s scary when angry

Bakugou, to Midoriya: I will destroy your bloodline

Kaminari: Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou split this up right now

Bakugou and Midoriya: AAHHHH

Kaminari had an idea

Kaminari: So I had an idea

Mina: Kaminari saying I had an idea has become the opening to too many shenanagins now.

Kaminari: No this one's good

Mina: What is it?

Kaminari: So to get rid of Minet-

Kirishima: I thought you were his friend?

Kaminari: Can I finish? Anyways we'll either need the help of Aizawa or Bakugou-

Bakugou: Why me?

Kaminari: I was about to explain. Anyways so you'll have to wear a dress to-

Sero: Who's wearing a dress?

Kaminari: Bakugou or Aizawa. We're trying to get rid of Mineta.

Sero: I volunteer.

Kaminari: Alright anyway-

Aizawa: Someone informed me Kaminari had an idea.

Kaminari: I give up.