Kaminari: The World Is A Horrible Place. This Prison Of Flesh Is Insatiable. I’m Going To Stab Anyone

I wrote this forever ago (it was only like a month ago but still) and I need it to be put here for the artists and readers who want boys in skirts in a story.

both give me your gender

Iida: I have to draw the line somewhere!

Midoriya: Now? It's too late. You've already attempted murder.

Kaminari: Road work ahead?

Iida, sighing loudly: Uh, yeah I sure hope it does.

Kirishima: Everyone assumes Bakugou is the responsible one. As his boyfriend I’m here to confirm it’s Sero.

Mina: There is a chart of responsible one. Kaminari and I are tied for last. It goes 1. Sero, 2. Kiri, and 3. Bakugou. Bakugou has had to be responsible before when Kaminari enacted a few bad ideas. He knows this and takes delight in it.

Kirishima shopping for hair dye: Don’t be sad go dye your hair.

Dabi, also shopping for hair dye: Don’t be sad go dye your hair

Both: Don’t be sad go dye your hair

Mina: So what happened last time you had caffeine?

Kaminari: I passed out? None of you know what ADHD is like do you.

Some reporter: What do you think about gay heroes?

Aizawa: As a gay hero I don’t think I’m qualified to answer.

Love writing an absolute war crime of a fanfic. I did zero research outside of the one Special Interest aspect of this fic. I am purposefully mischaracterizing your fave to have a plot. I have entirely disregarded canon. The best part? I don’t care if anyone likes it because I’m only writing it to get the words to exit my brain.

Bakugou: What did you three do?

Kaminari: I had a plan

Sero: I went to save him from his own stupidity

Kirishima: I just followed Sero

Bakugou: Sero is off the hook for saving his boyfriend and Kirishima is off the hook because he’s Kirishima

Kaminari: And you like him

Bakugou: I never said you were off the hook

(Cue Bakugou chasing Kaminari)