Dazai Osamu Bungou Stray Dogs - Blog Posts

Hey guys it's been a while, no I'm am not dead, I've just been having a slow down in my art journey lately. I'm unfortunately not here to post art today either but I do have something entertaining for you! Remember that time when I got so bored I ended up generateing random incorrect quotes for skk? Well here are some more of the funny stuff I got!

Today I present you ✨️ WOMEN ✨️ !

This has been sitting at my 'WIP's to finish one day' list for the last half a year. I randomly decided to continue it and was abel to render it in a day, which for me is WOW! (I'm like, extremely slow at rendering)

It's also the first time I'm ever posting a fully finished illustration here so depending on if you guys like it or not, I may even bring something else out of the WIP archives.

Sigma the #1 fifth wheel 🏆🥳. Nikolai framed this and hung this up on their (Sigma's) kitchen wall later.

Real footage from Dead Apple behind the scenes

As Long as Your Vessel Lives

author:

lameykindaworld

summary:

“Arahabaki, so be it my god for whom I shall dedicate my life. I will devote my being to you for as long as your vessel lives. You and he shall be my dedication, and without, I will cease to exist.” He quietly added, “Please, let him live.”

(or: Dazai worships Arahabaki as a way to keep Chuuya safe)

I know what to say to make you feel okay

author:

VeeTheProtector

summary:

Dazai comes home to find his boyfriend watching a sad movie on the couch. Immediately he can tell that something must have happened. Luckily for both of them, Dazai knows exactly how he can make his partner feel better about himself.

Or: Chuuya is having a bad day, Dazai uses his body to cheer him up.

A wolf in sheep's clothing

author:

masterfoxpin (LiesmithSilvertongue)

summary:

Officially, black on white, Dazai Osamu is an alpha. That’s a fact nobody ever questioned, fom his presenting during his mafia days, until now, at the detective agency. And if everyone knows for sure that Dazai’s an alpha, everyone also knows that Nakahara Chuuya is an omega. Fiercy, strong, and deadly, but small and beautiful omega.

This is the story of how the greatest lie of Soukoku’s life, blew up at the age of 23 years old for the two men. Rage, blood and chaos ensued seconds after.

Five Steps

author:

writingfromtheshadows

summary: As the crown prince's personal bodyguard, Chuuya always maintained a distance of five steps from his charge. Closing that distance wasn't something he would ever consider. Of course, the prince had a different view on the matter.

The Care and Keeping of Orphans

author:

TheGreatCatsby

summary: Dazai didn't know that when he promised to bring Atsushi to his first day of Kingergarten, he would end up meeting Atsushi's very attractive teacher.

You're Mine

author:

writingfromtheshadows

summary: All Dazai could see was someone touching Chuuya, his Chuuya, with the intent of sleeping with him by the time the night was over.

Pierced

author:

Memos

summary:

“WHAT. DID. YOU. LET. ME. DO?” Chuuya rasped through his teeth and into his phone the next morning, after he’d untangled himself from last night’s clothing, discovering the new additions to his anatomy. There was a pause on the other end of the line from Akutagawa.

“Did you really expect me to stop you? When you’d already made your mind up?”

the person you love is 72.8% water

author:

sunnyfleur

summary: Five times Dazai Osamu asked Dr. Nakahara out on a date while sporting varying degrees of injuries and got rejected, and one time he finally did it right.

Drop the Act

author:

writingfromtheshadows

summary:

If Dazai’s fingers slid any further down Chuuya’s restraint might completely collapse, and he grasped for something to say that could be a valid excuse, “Why would I want you anymore? Your goody two-shoes act puts me off.”

“It’s just an act.”

(or the one where Dazai’s been a Port Mafia spy all along)

Early Riser

author:

Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)

summary: Dazai has never really been a morning person--but there are some things that are worth waking up early for.

Cluelessly Courted

author:

Luvplush_3

summary: During Courting Week, Chuuya receives gifts from his long-time crush who is also his best friend. Somehow, he misunderstands everything.

I Can Tell Today Is A Bad Day

author:

bluemango0406

summary:

When Chuuya leans back, he takes a second to admire the line of a mix of purple and pink painting across Dazai’s neck, “And if you’re going to fixate on the marks on your body,” Chuuya’s eyes flicker to meet Dazai’s, one hand reaching out to tilt Dazai’s head to place a brief peck against his lips, mumbling, “then at least focus on the ones that I give you.”

Or: Dazai is feeling insecure about his body tonight and Chuuya is determined to help Dazai forget about it.

Conflagration

author:

encsiimomo

summary:

“Hey shitty Dazai, what if I could take your dick?”

“What, chibi? You are so tiny I could put you in my pocket, my dick would be too big for your small body.”

“Hah?! Fuck you Mackerel, I could totally take your dick!”

“Are you serious?”

“Of course I am serious. I bet you… I bet you my motorcycle that I can take you.”

Or: Dazai has a big dick and Chuuya, always up for a challenge, is sure that he can take it.

Vietnamese translation available now!

Feverish

author:

rutu14

summary:

Dazai always gets a little too worked up when he sees Chuuya fight.

He just can't help himself.

catch me once, catch me twice

author:

Seedus

summary:

“Seems like it’s two different abilities. While Akutagawa is under the Mafia’s care and in a coma… Nakahara seems to have simply vanished. He’s nowhere to be found.” Dazai cracks the pen he was holding.

Chuuya Nakahara just turned twenty-four.

Except when he wakes up, he's seventeen.

Or: Yokohama is under attack and Dazai Osamu will become the Demon Prodigy again if it's what it takes to bring Chuuya back.

kintsugi

author:

saffroncassis

summary:

6 years after defecting from the Port Mafia with his partner, Dazai has many things on his mind: what to do about the freaky mind control kid who is now his orphan to take care of; how to defeat the Guild before they destroy Yokohama entirely, without any intel or plans yet; and… the prospect of marriage. With his boyfriend. Yeah, there’s a lot to figure out.

sequel to hey look, the sky’s falling apart

How to Adopt a Human

author:

Lazchan, Riley_writes

summary: Three non-human beings that have lived together comfortably for some time decide to take on another roommate. To make life more interesting, they decide their new roommate should be human, but they don't let on that the three of them are not human themselves. When broke college student Nakahara Chuuya moves in, the others quickly find themselves attached in spite of Chuuya's best efforts to keep them at arm's length.

Butterflies and Storms

author:

Chailily

summary:

“That girl in the back! She’s getting away!”

Chuuya whipped around to see that his men were right — one of their assailants was an ability user, and she was using her power to escape.

Shit.

Mori had been painfully clear when he’d assigned this mission. He expected no survivors.

Chuuya dropped his ability’s hold on the six or seven people around him, then kicked off of a nearby wall to propel himself at the girl. She was slowly dissipating into light, vanishing upwards into the ceiling, but before the edge of her coat could vanish Chuuya shot by like a dark bullet, reached out, and just barely grabbed it.

//

Chuuya gets transported to the past! Watch him struggle to figure out what the hell’s happening, then enlist the help of a young Oda to get back. But with the past altered, will he return to the same future he left behind?

Willful Neglect

author:

Anonymous

summary:

"Dazai..." Chuuya's voice comes out too tight and small, unlikely to ever reach Dazai. His hand lifts shakily, in some dazed attempt to stop him. There is panic wild and fast in his chest, the beginnings of hyperventilation, his breaths shallow and quick.   Something's wrong, something's wrong—   This hurts too much, it's not supposed to be like this—   His vision is blurring, and his head is taut and aching with the stress and anxiety and so much anguish that he can barely comprehend it. The last of Dazai's hazy form disappears, far in the distance. _______   Forced into a difficult situation, Dazai has to leave Chuuya behind post-Corruption without his usual thorough check-up. Only, he has no idea just what state Chuuya was in as he was walking away from him that night. Grief is a good teacher on how to value those you love. When he gets Chuuya back, Dazai uses his lessons well.

Fuck Me Harder

author:

the_most_happy

summary:

“Right. Sorry to bother you, I recently moved next door.”

The guy cocked his head to the side, an 'o’ forming on his lips. They looked soft. An oddly specific thing to notice but Chuuya tried to ignore it.

“Oh.”

“And I need you to keep your— your sexual encounters to a decent volume if you don’t mind. Try to be a little respectful here, yeah?”

“...What if I don’t?”

[Or: that Soukoku AU where Chuuya just moved to his new penthouse and Dazai is that noisy neighbor who has very loud sex every night. I'm sorry.]

memories fade (fears don’t)

author:

DeviBlue

summary:

“You refused to take the mandatory swim test,” Mori said suddenly. Chuuya lifted his head up at the sudden topic change. “Are you afraid of water, Chuuya-kun?”

Chuuya didn’t like where this was going. “No, sir.”

A small ‘ah’ of understanding left Mori’s mouth. “So just afraid of being submerged then?”

His heart skipped a beat. “N-no, Mori-san.”

Mori chuckled. It felt like a death sentence. “Don’t lie to me, Chuuya-kun.”

OR

Mori knows Chuuya's worst fears and uses them as punishment.

I'll Always Come for Chuuya

author:

Anonymous

summary:

A memory comes to him; in the dark as they lay in bed, a small whisper between their faces, a secret moment, Promise Chuuya won't ever use Corruption when I'm not there?

What if you're not there and I have no choice? Chuuya asked.

Chuuya has to wait for me. I don't care what's happening. Chuuya has to wait.

Chuuya stares down at his screen, hidden again behind some debri. There is still no response. His hand tightens around it, tremulous. He had to have seen it by now. Dazai's phone is always in his pocket.

Shit. Does he really not give a damn anymore?

He remembers a small smile, eyes gentle and deep and dark. I'll always come for Chuuya.

Liar.

______

Dazai has been distant with Chuuya these days, seeming to have grown bored of him and has been spending more and more time with Oda Sakunosuke. This sudden rift has consequences, and Chuuya will be the one to bear it.

Merlot

author:

RohanBerry

summary:

Chuuya gets a new puppy and pretends to name him Osamu, to wind Dazai up. Little does he know, he inadvertedly starts a series of events where Dazai gets more and more jealous of a dog, and is forced to do something about it.

OR

Dazai gets progressively more and more annoyed and horny until he and Chuuya accidentally fall into bed with one another.

Always Yours

author:

orphan_account, Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)

summary: AU where Dazai has been betrothed to Chuuya since they were both children—an arrangement that never particularly interested him—until their wedding night, when he sees the omega’s face for the first time.

Better Late Than Never

author:

rutu14

summary:

Dazai had never thought that Chuuya would come to him with a proposal for sex. The way cash keeps showing up in his wallet is a little odd, though.

Chuuya has essentially become Dazai's Sugar Daddy, not that Dazai knows that.

Denial (is a river in Egypt)

author:

Memos

summary:

Chuuya gets DPed, fuck you, you know you're clicking on this, just do it.

PLEASE SEE NOTES BEFORE READING!!!!!!