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1 year ago

A Tumblr user drank alcohol mixed with nighttime flu medicine. This is how her organs shut down.

Yall I was just scrolling idly and I saw someone describe a drink called the "porcupine"

It's tequila and fucking NyQuil

Y'know, cuz of all of the quils


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1 year ago

You though I was gay? More like hoped I was gay....y'all just want to get in my pants

Luna says rolling her eyes and smirking, she takes a sip of her juice while looking up at everyone sitting at the mean girls table through her lashes

(She is wearing a skirt)


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1 year ago

Conflagration

author:

encsiimomo

summary:

“Hey shitty Dazai, what if I could take your dick?”

“What, chibi? You are so tiny I could put you in my pocket, my dick would be too big for your small body.”

“Hah?! Fuck you Mackerel, I could totally take your dick!”

“Are you serious?”

“Of course I am serious. I bet you… I bet you my motorcycle that I can take you.”

Or: Dazai has a big dick and Chuuya, always up for a challenge, is sure that he can take it.

Vietnamese translation available now!

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7 months ago

I found this out the fun way

Old Spice stick deodorant is flammable


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