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currently trying to record a song, except I'm not sure how I want the transition from prechorus to chorus to be like and I'm shit at recording. It kinda just stops and starts again and despite being like a human metronome whenever I record my timing is off af. Gotta try something new, maybe I'll learn how to program drums this week. Let's hope the motivation and inspiration are still there🤷🏼‍♀️


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1 month ago

So super duper insanely fucked up and disgusting that methane has 4 hydrogen atoms. Fuck you methane you stupid maidenless bitch


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1 month ago

im going to eat almost an entire cake by myself at 2AM and nobody can stop me


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1 year ago

New pfp new me

New Pfp New Me

(I drew this)


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1 month ago
Please Reblog For Larger Sample Size :)
Please Reblog For Larger Sample Size :)

Please reblog for larger sample size :)


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3 weeks ago

The waterfowl approach the stall which sold beverages comprised of lemons and sugar and, in an act of comedic absurdity, inquired of the vendor, “good fellow! have ye any grapes?”


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1 year ago

Okay, so I had an amazing idea that totally won’t flop.

So yall remember the Player comic series? The one set in Undertale where the player transports themselves in the game, talks a bit with sans, repeatedly gets forced out for some reason, helps Frisk gain free will during a genocide run, goes full pacifist but it resets, confronts Gaster, and gets their happy ending (from when I checked last). Yeah, the one with the gray skinned kid with black & red clothing.

Well, we take that idea and apply it to Deltarune (with proper credit to the original creator, of course). I think it’d be fun to see, considering now, Kris has something to argue with & free will, while the player would have to explain how they got into this predicament to Kris without saying the whole “your life’s a game” thing if he’s with others.

I’d actually get to whipping shit up now, buuuttt I can’t draw for shit and I don’t got no money to pay people. Still, good idea!


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1 year ago

yo if a portal opened in your room one day/night and an alternate version of yourself from another universe went through it and told you you could ask it any questions, what’re you doing?


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1 year ago
The Fucking Brainrot Im Experiencing Is Unreal I Built Fucking Space Probes In Minecraft Because A Fucking

the fucking brainrot im experiencing is unreal i built fucking space probes in minecraft because a fucking webcomic had them as the personae im so fucked


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6 years ago

As you opened the door, the sight greeting you was not, as your friend put it, "a teeeny mistake with a summoning spell". In a hasty attempt at a barrier on one side of the room was a couch, your friend staring fearfully at the scene in front if them. Two entities, one whose face was constantly changed from different animals to humans, with a cloak of billowing blue smoke surrounding them, the other a attractive figure that glowed gold and grand, gravity defying jewelry and an extra set of arms the most prominent features. They seemed completely different, the only thing in common the rage on their faces and tendency to hurl insults in odd languages at eachother. God's who had been ejected from there plane lost their powers, and it seemed these ones we're not taking it will. With a swift gesture with your arm, a nearby vase shatters in the middle of the angry gods, all tension in the room halting as three sets of eyes land on your figure. You couldn't tell if they were surprised by you being there or your bored expression. Maybe it was the words that came out your mouth next. "If the both of you would stop throwing a hissy fit, we can actually address the current slightly more civilized than primal apes. "

At the insult, the multi-faced god's, well, multi-facing, became erratic and quicker, speaking in an odd dialect.

"]ou $are ßpeak ïn ßuch æ \ay [o ?e. $o ]ou ñot (now \ho \e ære? "

After deciphering that the first letters consisted of the appropriate human symbols, you had run out of mental energy from the journey here, lack of sleep, and promised vacation bullshit.

"Yeah, a couple of powerless gods who think they can overcompensate for their usefulness with their ego. "

Whilst the first gods face recedes into a display of anger and shock, face shifting, hw other breaks out into high pitched tinkling laughter, teasing the other god with a child's naitivity and mentality.

As you sighed, a dark premonition crept up, assured by the human in the feeble position still behind the couch and reconstructed vase flying at your head.

If humanity truly is in the hands of gods, we're all fucked.

When your friend had called you up to nervously tell you that they’d had a small accident with a spell and needed your help, you had expected something simple and mundane. What you had NOT been expecting, was to walk in and find your best friend very nervously waving at you from besides two deeply pissed off, and completely powerless, gods. 

And to think you had been hoping for a quiet week.


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2 months ago

I know this email will find you at some point. You can't hide forever.


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2 months ago

Girls interested in books/anime/music looking for platonic/romantic wlw connections, hmu💔


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