Kallen Kaslana - Blog Posts

Guess who made a Roblox decal of two girls kissing which got flagged as NSFW?

This motherfucker

The decal was the picture

-I can fix them! (In HI3 relationships)-

Void: I can fix Welt. It’ll be easy.

How the fuck did he make me worse??

Su: Im Sure I could fix Kevin.

My assumption was wrong, I think I made him worse

Kosma: I cant fix Kalpas! And that’s perfectly fine with me

How the fuck did I fix him???

Seele: Bronya is Perfect and doesn’t next fixing!

Nothing changes

Kiana: I could fix her

Mei: I could fix her

They fail horribly at fixing each other

Mobius: Vill-V is completely unfixable

Mobius is right

Pardofelis: I bet I could make Fu Hua worse

Pardo can not infact change Fu Hua in the slightest

Kallen: I cant fix her; but I’ll try!

She tried and failed to fix Sakura

Eden: how is this bitch perfect!?

Elysia can’t be fixed She is perfect

Rita: Master Bianca is a mess and I can’t fix her

Rita is correct in her assumption

Warning: it's not about Kallen, but Kallen is important character | a little ooc (?) | AU where Otto and Kallen have happy life (those children deserve for their happy ending!) | Kallen as the best wingwoman in the earth | fluff |

— Hmmm... are my cookies good? — Kallen asked with her normal optimistic, happy tone a fully of energy. — I really cooked those sweeties a lot of time!

— Yhmmm... — Otto barely swallowed his piece, similiar to you.

Howether those legends about a bad cooking skills of Kaslana's family members weren't hyperbole...

— Sweet cookies for my sweet friends! — Kaslana announced with happy and some kind of proud.

Those cookies weren't sweet. It tasted even worse than previous soup by which... NO! You didn't want remember this. Anyway, you and Otto didn't want to cause distress her by a such trivial thing as cookies. So we gladly nodded for what she clapped with satisfaction.

— It's really delicious, my dear Kallen. — Otto said as if he wanted to confirm his gesture. He grabbed the next cookie and he tried fiding his disgust.

— I'm happy that we finally have time for a friendly meeting, picnic among trees and... OH! — she suddenly a broke her monologue as she remembered something. — I put something in house! Be right back!

Kallen quickly ran, but she didn't stope a far to place of picnic. Her glad gaze attentively stared you and her childhood friend with expectancy what's happening at this moment, when you and Otto were alone.

But much to her surprise, Otto by gestures tried ask you about tissue, which you gave him with compassion in your eyes and face. It looked like he spit her cookies out to tissue and throw it into the the closest garbage. Of course, Kallen weren't happy by this situation.

— Not enough that's disgusting, this is unkind too! — she whispered to herself, but her gaze still was staring to her two friends. Otto sat down closer to you than earlier for what a Kallen's breath stopped with excitement.

— Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! — she chanted in her mind, but her a long awaited dream didn't coming, a least didn't in this moment.

You two didn't talk by a bit too long time for her. Her eyes squinted with disappointment — she didn't initiated and setted this situation for this deadly silence. She wanted seen you and him together or heard any conversation, really, any talking about common interests, which you have, even if she didn't understand it.

— I must do anything... — she whispered with desperation, cower in bushes. She strained her mind to thinking, but this wasn't to work. Suddenly, fortuna or different god smiled to her and her work.

— So... well... heh... — you tried say anything for loosen up the atmosphere. Otto turned around towards you and gave you curious gaze mixed with charming smile, which would bring every person to knees.

— Do you need anything from me? — he asked resisting his head on hand.

— N-no! I'm not, I only wanted talking with you, it's everything, what's I need from you! — you quickly explained your intention with a bit panic in voice, fearing as he understanding it.

— Oh... talking? Good, but about what? — he chuckled on your scared behaviour. It was really interesting and cute, when usually strong and fearless individual was becoming in shy.

— Are he flirting? — Kallen's breath stopped again on this think. Her guesswork about Otto's interest in you is true. She even had evidence for support this!

Meanwhile you still blushing, no knowledge, how you should interpreted his words. His gaze suddenly tuned around path which Kallen went off.

— Kallen already don't back a long time... — he whispered with worry. You looked where his eyes was, and you had admit right to him.

— Yeah, but don't worry, she's strong and can handle any threat! — you tried calm him from worries about his long-time friend, while Kallen was proud that you've think a such high about her, and Otto smiled for this.

— It's true... — he said with a little smile and thought for a brief moments. — ...she's really strong.

You approached to his and rested your head on his arm. His smell was really nice – not water cologne, but what's... you didn't specified this. But this smell made you feel relaxed and safe next to him. As in safe home, where you could return, when you need...

— Hmmmm... — you heard his silent, warm chuckled, and after a few seconds you quickly step aside with blushed face. You wanted apologise him for the discomfort, but his reaction didn't show discomfort, on the contrary.

Meanwhile, in bushes, Kallen almost jumped from happiness, which a full her person. Finally, what's happening and you both had brave. She waited a long time for this moment, but... this wasn't enough.

— I guess must leave their alone in Otto's room with bottle of wine... hihihihihihihi! — she chuckled and beamed with pride for her genius and perfect plan.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Otto Apocalypse & Kallen Kaslana Characters: Otto Apocalypse, Kallen Kaslana, Void Archives (Honkai Impact 3rd) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Beta Read Summary:

“Come with me.”

At that moment, Otto Apocalypse realized one simple fact: he didn't know a damn thing about Kallen Kaslana.

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In which Kallen makes an offer, and everything changes.