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matt: is jay z really your favorite artist?

foggy: yeah, obviously!

matt: lie

foggy: your detector skills is busted!

matt: is it? or is your favorite artist really taylor swift?

foggy: pfftt... no..

matt: lie

foggy: alright fine! she is

foggy: she makes me feel things

matt: SHE MAKES ALL OF US FEEL THINGS!!

matt & foggy: we've only known karen for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her we will kill everyone in this room and then ourselves.

Been working on a comic concept for my creature artwork. Here’s just a small interaction between Adam and Evelyn. Hope you like it!

James : Don't you carry a hair dryer in your purse?

Lily: Have you ever met an actual human who does?

James : Hey Sirius do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?

Sirius: Duh, I'm not an animal.

Jason after asking nico to make the move on will for the hundredth time and nico refusing: PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.

Nico:

Kunikida: Ranpo have you seen Dazai?

Ranpo, clearly lying: Um, no. That idiot's probably off working his dumb plan.

Ranpo, who also helps Dazai with his plan: He's so stupid.

Kunikida:

Ranpo: You know, the only reason the president hasn't fired him is that we're worried that he'll kill himself.

Ranpo: *leaves*

Kunikida, internally: Yep. They're up to something together.

*married skk au where Chuuya is an ada member and he and Dazai brought their child to work*

Dazai: Chibi, we know where the serial killer is. Me and Kunikida will go arrest him. I need you to take the baby.

Chuuya: No, you need to take the baby. I have to go right now.

Dazai: So what do we do???

Chuuya: I guess we can call that creepy babysitter we interviewed this morning.

Dazai: Turned out that babysitter is the serial killer we are looking for.

Chuuya, yelling: Even better! Two birds, one stone. We bring him to you!

Dazai, yelling: We're not giving our baby to a serial killer!

*married soukoku au*

Chuuya: I dont understand. I thought we were on the same page about kids. We talked about this.

Dazai: We did?

*flashback*

Chuuya: Aw, look at these pictures of Q and Elise.

Chuuya: *shows photos of the kids in a water park*

Dazai: Mm.

Chuuya: We should do this someday. What do you think?

Dazai: Are you kidding me? Of course!

*end of flashback*

Dazai: I was talking about going to the water park! You were talking about having kids???

Chuuya: Yeah! I said, "Do you think we can afford it?" and you said, "We'll start saving right away."

Dazai: So you mean, all that water park money I've been saving, you want to spend it on kids now?

Dazai: *has music loud while dancing in the middle of the office*

Kunikida, turning down the volume: Get back to work, now Dazai!

Dazai: How dare you, Iago, Backstabber?

Kunikida: I'm surprised you've read Othello.

Dazai: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

Kunikida: Are you sure you can handle it?

Dazai: Uh, well, let's see;

Dazai: Difficult, last-minute and crucial as hell.

Dazai: Meets all the Dazai criteria.

Ranpo: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Fukuzawa: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Ranpo: Breakfast burrito but yeah...

Fukuzawa: I pity your dentist.

Ranpo: Joke's on you I don't have a dentist.

Fukuzawa:

Fukuzawa: I'm taking you to the dentist.