Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
China: What did you do?
Skulduggery : Remember when you told me not to burn down the sanctuary
China: YOU BURNT DOWN THE SANCTUARY!!!!!
Skulduggery: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately this is a success story
Astrid: Hiccup, we need to talk.
Hiccup: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
Kunikida: Ranpo have you seen Dazai?
Ranpo, clearly lying: Um, no. That idiot's probably off working his dumb plan.
Ranpo, who also helps Dazai with his plan: He's so stupid.
Kunikida:
Ranpo: You know, the only reason the president hasn't fired him is that we're worried that he'll kill himself.
Ranpo: *leaves*
Kunikida, internally: Yep. They're up to something together.
*married skk au where Chuuya is an ada member and he and Dazai brought their child to work*
Dazai: Chibi, we know where the serial killer is. Me and Kunikida will go arrest him. I need you to take the baby.
Chuuya: No, you need to take the baby. I have to go right now.
Dazai: So what do we do???
Chuuya: I guess we can call that creepy babysitter we interviewed this morning.
Dazai: Turned out that babysitter is the serial killer we are looking for.
Chuuya, yelling: Even better! Two birds, one stone. We bring him to you!
Dazai, yelling: We're not giving our baby to a serial killer!
*married soukoku au*
Chuuya: I dont understand. I thought we were on the same page about kids. We talked about this.
Dazai: We did?
*flashback*
Chuuya: Aw, look at these pictures of Q and Elise.
Chuuya: *shows photos of the kids in a water park*
Dazai: Mm.
Chuuya: We should do this someday. What do you think?
Dazai: Are you kidding me? Of course!
*end of flashback*
Dazai: I was talking about going to the water park! You were talking about having kids???
Chuuya: Yeah! I said, "Do you think we can afford it?" and you said, "We'll start saving right away."
Dazai: So you mean, all that water park money I've been saving, you want to spend it on kids now?
Dazai: *has music loud while dancing in the middle of the office*
Kunikida, turning down the volume: Get back to work, now Dazai!
Dazai: How dare you, Iago, Backstabber?
Kunikida: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Dazai: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.
Kunikida: Are you sure you can handle it?
Dazai: Uh, well, let's see;
Dazai: Difficult, last-minute and crucial as hell.
Dazai: Meets all the Dazai criteria.
Ranpo: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Fukuzawa: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Ranpo: Breakfast burrito but yeah...
Fukuzawa: I pity your dentist.
Ranpo: Joke's on you I don't have a dentist.
Fukuzawa:
Fukuzawa: I'm taking you to the dentist.
*the agency reorganizes and cleans the office cause it is a total mess*
Kunikida: We need a more efficient method. What about the Norwegian system Munkensmat?
The ada: ???
Kunikida: In Munkensmat, you get rid of all personal possessions except one.
Dazai: Ok I'll go first. It's between my antidepressants and this fidget spinner.
Dazai: *throws in the can his meds*
Dazai: I think I made the right call.